Of rabbits and chickens.

L: Ooh, satay! Ayam ke?


Z: Tak. Sate arnab.


L: !#$%*&@!! HOW COULD YOU BE SO INHUMANE??!!!


Me: ...
                                                                                                                            

Sate arnab. haha

I honestly don't see what's so inhumane about eating rabbits.I mean, it IS meat, right? Not that I fancy rodent burgers, but I'm just saying. I believe that as long as its halal, I wouldn't think twice about eating it. Unless they're fried grasshoppers, like what Ustad Mahkatar gave me when I was seven. Anyways, L was going on about the 'cruelty of mankind' for a good 15 minutes. Ironically, she was blabbering all this over a plate of nasi ayam. So being the levelheaded person I am, I pointed at her plate and said, ''Isn't that meat, too?'' L said ''Its just chicken. Everyone eats chicken. Plus chicken's not cute or fluffy''.


I almost fainted.


 It made no sense whatsoever. Everyone eats monkey brains in China, for heaven sakes. And  is it the chicken's fault its born feathery not fluffy? Is it its fault it doesnt have long floppy ears, hopping around making little kids go 'awww'? I think not. Its totally racist cutist furrist WHATEVER. Its not right. I say eat em all, or leave em all. I told L to be a vegetarian, if she really felt bad for animals. Think about  the number of  chickens you'll be saving, L! Then KFC can stop making their mutant chickens [Something my mental sejarah teacher told me last year. She got it from the net, of course, and the poor thing truly believes it. Hasn't eaten KFC since.]


Back to chickens. And the sadistic human behavior of rodent consumption. L called awhile ago and said she wants to make an ''Anti Rabbit Eating'' group on facebook.


She thinks it'll create awareness amongst the malay satay sellers on how the public REALLY feels when they see the ''sate arnab : 50 sen'' cardboard. I think she's mad.


I didn't tell her that, of course. '' I don't think satay sellers have facebook.'' To which she replied ''Everyone's on facebook, Shaz''.


I had nothing to say to that.


''Ok, go make that group then, L''.